shitsponge:

thefeltonfreak:

realityisahumaninvention:

unclefather:

nottoointeresting:

thelaughingmango:

unclefather:

why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead

too soon

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family. 

WHAT

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”

The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”

what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck.

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

bigbanguploader:

oppasfengurl:

ratherthanfacemeyourself:

topshouldstop:

ygunnie:

TOP, the salesman 

Chairs are the sexiest.

Oh man, look at those curves. Damn, those legs.

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Stop being ignorant fans and tell me that you don’t find these chairs fucking sexy as hell!








Now, are you all going to continue to be assholes or do you accept that inanimate objects can be motherfucking sexy if they want to be.

bigbanguploader:

oppasfengurl:

ratherthanfacemeyourself:

topshouldstop:

ygunnie:

TOP, the salesman 

Chairs are the sexiest.

Oh man, look at those curves. 
Damn, those legs.

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Stop being ignorant fans and tell me that you don’t find these chairs fucking sexy as hell!

Now, are you all going to continue to be assholes or do you accept that inanimate objects can be motherfucking sexy if they want to be.

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